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And Morgoth came by =Gold-Seven

“Thus [Fingolfin] came alone to Angband’s gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth in single combat. And Morgoth came.”

“That was the last time in those wars that he passed the doors of his stronghold, and it is said that he took not the challenge willingly; for though his might was greatest of all things in the world, alone of the Valar he knew fear.”

J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion”

Congratulations to all the 2013 Fangreaders Awards Nominees

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Congratulations to all the 2013 Fangreaders Awards Nominees

The Fangreaders Chatroom Community is pleased to announce the 2013 Fangreaders Awards nominees.

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The winners will be announced at The Fangreaders Awards Ceremony on the

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Fangreaders Awards Nominations 2013

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The Baby Jessica Award

Best Fanfic for a New Author

This award is for a fanfic from a first time author who has posted their first story after 1st of January 2012.

“Flight of the Bumble Bee”

by Chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7826752/1/Flight-of-the-Bumblebee

“DayWoman”

by Alskl1ng

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7813717/1/DayWOman

“OHHH for the Love of Zombies”

by Kleannhouse

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8136947/1/OHHH-for-the-Love-of-Zombies

“Birds of a Feather”

by Chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

The Longshadow Award

Best One Shot Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that is a one chapter story.

“Erase and Rewind”

by Mazza666

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8182622/1/Erase-and-Rewind

“You Have A New Message”

by Rheya Kelvin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7674881/1/You-Have-A-New-Message

“Visiting the Garden”

by Wylis

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7563603/1/Visiting-the-Garden

“The Accident”

by EricsValkyrie

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8728339/1/The-Accident

“Eric Northman: Drunk and Disorderly”

by  Honeypop

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8493864/1/Eric-Northman-Drunk-and-Disorderly

The Callisto Award

Best Written Erotic Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that excels in the art of lemon writing.

“The Playground”

by makesmyheadspin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8659260/1/The-Playground

“Crash Into Me”

by MissyDee

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8071868/1/Crash-Into-Me

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“Something New”

by MissyDee

http://missydeeff.wordpress.com/2013/01/01/something-new-chapter-1/

The Hoyt Fortenberry Award

Best All Human Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that has no supernatural characters.

“Change Me”

by MissyDee

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8511837/1/Change-Me

“Sookie the Shieldmaiden”

by Thyra10

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7725482/1/Sookie-the-Shieldmaiden

“Flight of the Bumble Bee”

by Chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7826752/1/Flight-of-the-Bumblebee

“Where Were You”

by InLoveWithEric

http://inlovewitheric.wordpress.com/my-stories/where-were-you/

The Lorena Ball Award

Best Oh My God Sex Scene Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that has at least one sex scene that made you say “Oh My God”

“The Playground”

by makesmyheadspin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8659260/1/The-Playground

“The Adventures of Mailboy and Ms S”

byMissyDee

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7406965/1/The-Adventures-of-MailBoy-and-Ms-S

“The Vikings Pet: The Full Story”

by FanOTheFang

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6197552/35/The-Viking-s-Pet-The-Full-Story

“A Remembered Seduction”

by FanOTheFang

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7872875/1/

“An Elegant Death”

by InLoveWithEric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5276381/1/An-Elegant-Death

“Immortal Beloved”

by All about Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

The Russell Edgington Award

Best Villain in a Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that has the best villain.  Character can be canon or original character.

“Come Back to Me”

by California Kat

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7932638/1/Come-Back-to-Me

“Birds of A Feather”

by chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“Know Thyself”

by Konfetti

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4791743/1/Know-Thyself

The Nan Flanagan Award

Best Villainess in a Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that has the best villainess (female villain).  Character can be canon or original character.

“Torn to Shreds”

VampQueenV

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8442704/1/Torn-to-Shreds

“Come Back to Me”

by California Kat

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7932638/1/Come-Back-to-Me

“Offshore”

by Morggy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8237142/1/Offshore

“Euro Pass”

by EricIzMine

http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/euro-pass/

The Bubba Award

Most Original Plot for a Fanfic

This award is for a fanfic that has the most original plot line.  Characters can be canon or A/U.

“Birds of A Feather”

by chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“The Arrangement”

by Texanlady

http://thearrangementtb.blogspot.com/2012/08/chapter-1-standing-in-empty-restaurant.html

“Club Ocella”

by Rheya Kelvin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6977700/1/Club-Ocella

“I Remember You”

by Wannabewriter25

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7328300/1/

“Rubbernecking”

by EricIzMine

http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/rubbernecking/

Mr Cataliades Award

Best Series Fanfic

Must have at least one completed fanfic with at least one continuing story (the sequel may be a multi-chapter fic, a one shot, or an outtake). Sequel does not need to be completed.

“Put Me First/Die Tonight Rule Tomorrow”

by AlphaEN

http://alphafang.wordpress.com/svm-fanfic/die-tonight-rule-tomorrow/dtrt-ch-1-testing-the-waters/a18cd

“Addicted to Love”

by Bontempsbaby

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5390518/1/Addicted-To-Love

“The Multiverse”

by EricIzMine

http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/

“Homestay Series”

by Ooshka

http://www.fanfiction.net/~ooshka

The Ancient Pythoness Award

Best Fanfic Published Before 2011

This is for fanfics that were published before January 1st 2011.

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“Eric”

by DeeDeeINFJ

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/450392/DeeDeeINFJ

“Let love In”

by Terri Botta

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4570625/1/

“Bored to Death”

by EricIzMine

http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/bored-to-death/

The Lafayette Reynolds Award

Best Alternate Universe Fanfic

For the purpose for this award Alternate Universe A/U means any fic that takes the characters out of the “canonical” world of SVM or True Blood

“An Elegant Death”

by InLoveWithEric

http://inlovewitheric.wordpress.com/my-stories/an-elegant-death/

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“All In”

by KJWrit

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6869030/1/All-In

“The Procurer”

by queequeg111

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8716411/1/The-Procurer

“The Trait”

by J.R. Watkins

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6772118/1/The_Trait

The Jason Stackhouse Award

Best Comedy Fanfic

This can include a one shot or multi chapter. 

“All In”

by kjwrit

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6869030/1/All-In

“Preemptive Strike: TB, Season Five, The Finale”

by Carroll E. Stewart

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8359653/1/Preemptive-Strike-TB-Season-Five-The-Finale

“Eric Northman: Drunk and Disorderly”

by Honeypop

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8493864/1/Eric-Northman-Drunk-and-Disorderly

“Eric the Viking or How I Met the Man of my Dreams”

by Thyra10

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7795746/1/Eric-the-Viking-or-How-I-Met-the-Man-of-my-Dreams

“Secrets That We Keep”

by kjwrit

http://kjwrit.wordpress.com/secrets-that-we-keep

The Bill Compton Award

Best Angst Fanfic

Any fanfic with dark themes can be submitted.  If it contains any extreme scenes, there needs to be some sort of warning to the reader. 

“Come Back To Me”

by California Kat

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7932638/1/Come-Back-to-Me

“Dead Alone”

by choices2make

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7656361/1/Dead-Alone

“Drawn to You”

by Roux Roux

http://archiveofourown.org/works/203372/chapters/301453

“Euro Pass”

by EricIzMine

http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/euro-pass/

“Fire”

by June7rose

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8610093/1/Fire

“Heartsdesire”

by Tradermare

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8302126/1/Heart-s-Desire

“I Remember You”

by wannabewriter25

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7328300/1/I-Remember-You

The Preston Pardloe Award

Best Mystery Fanfic

Any size fanfic that has a well written mystery plot.

“Birds of a Feather”

by chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

“Erase and Rewind”

by Mazza666

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8182622/1/Erase-and-Rewind

“Die Tonight Rule Tomorrow”

by AlphaEN

http://alphafang.wordpress.com/svm-fanfic/die-tonight-rule-tomorrow/

“Offshore”

by Morggy

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8237142/1/Offshore

The Charles Twining Award

Best Action Fanfic

Any size fanfic that has at least one well written action scene.

“Birds of a Feather”

by chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

“DayWOman”

by Alskl1ing

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7813717/1/DayWOman

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“Not From Here”

by RouxRoux

http://archiveofourown.org/works/203388/chapters/301589

The Alcide Herveaux Award

Best Were Fanfic

Any size fanfic that has Weres as the main characters.

“Howl at the Moon”

by CaralinaGirl96

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6833999/1/bHowl_b_at_the_bMoon_

“Chasing My Tail”

by FanOTheFang

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6845181/1/Chasing-My-Tail

“Sweet Tooth”

by FanOTheFang

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8066187/1/Sweet-Tooth

“Forbidden Romance”

by DMcInk

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8300213/1/Forbidden-Romance

The Dr Ludwig Award

Best Novella/ Novelette Length Fanfic

Fanfic must be at least 2 chapters AND No more than 40,000 words. Completed Fanfics Only. 

“Five, as Ageed Upon”

by ficlit78

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7154733/1/Five-As-Agreed-Upon

“Sex on Fire”

by VampQueenV

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6648765/1/Sex-on-Fire

“Vampire Bait”

by yerelly

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6759340/1/Vampire-Bait

“Getting Back on the Bike”

by HoneyPop

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7774744/1/Getting-Back-on-the-Bike

“Angel of Mercy”

by PersianFreak

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5616153/2/Angel-of-Mercy

The Eric Northman Award

Best Epic Fanfic

Fanfic must be at least 25 chapters AND 200,000 words 

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“Come Back to Me”

by California Kat

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7932638/1/Come-Back-to-Me

“I Remember You”

by wannabewriter25

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7328300/1/I-Remember-You

“Birds of a Feather”

by Chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

The Sookie Stackhouse Award

Best Romantic Fanfic

Pick your favourite swoon worthy fanfic for this award. 

“Precious Love”

by InLoveWithEric

http://inlovewitheric.wordpress.com/my-stories/precious-love/

“She’s Not There”

by Wylis

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7834028/1/She-s-Not-There

“Immortal Beloved”

by All About Eric

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605355/1/Immortal-Beloved

“In The Dark”

by EricIzMine

http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/in-the-dark-2/

The Adele Stackhouse Award

Readers Choice Fanfic

Your choice for any fanfic that deserves recognition for excellence regardless of genre.

“Sookie the Shieldmaiden”

by thyra10

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7725482/1/Sookie-the-Shieldmaiden

“Club Ocella”

by RheyaKelvin

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6977700/1/Club-Ocella

“Birds of a Feather”

by Chicpea

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

“Die Tonight Rule Tomorrow”

by AlphaEN

http://alphafang.wordpress.com/svm-fanfic/die-tonight-rule-tomorrow/

The Ginger Award

Best Beta

Where would some of these fanfics be without those fabulously talented Betas who clean up and contribute in making the fanfic perfect.  Please nominate your favourite Beta.

Northman Maille for “She’s Not There” by Wylis http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7834028/1/She-s-Not-There

Northman Maille for “Who Wants to Live Forever” by Wylis http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8212907/1/Who-Wants-to-Live-Forever

FiniteAnarchy for “Birds of a Feather by chicpea http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8127109/1/Birds-of-a-Feather

Makemyheadspin for “What I Got” by MissyDee http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7267242/1/What-I-Got

SophieMyst for “Immortal Love” by VampQueenV http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6645814/1/Immortal-Love

Thyra10 for “Blue Jean” by Suki59 http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8051967/1/Blue-Jean

WalksofLife for “Like A Rock” by EricIzMine http://ericizmine.com/index/the-multi-verse/like-a-rock/

nycsnowbird for “The Arrangement” by TexanLady http://thearrangementtb.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Chapter%20001?zx=b44c9a8f43949285

The Fangtasia Award

Best SVM/True Blood Fan Site

What is your favourite SVM and/orTrue Blood Fan site. This is a special recognition for fan run websites that gives us the latest fandom news, pics and more.

Eric and Sookie Lovers

http://ericandsookielovers.com/

Sookieverse

http://www.sookieverseblog.com/

ASkarsgard

http://askarsgard.com/

True Blood Wiki

http://trueblood.wikia.com/wiki/True_Blood_Wiki

True Blood.net

http://true-blood.net/

Sookie Stackhouse.com

http://sookiestackhouse.com/

Alexander Skarsgard Library

http://www.alexanderskarsgardlibrary.com/wordpress/

Special Mention for Fanfiction in an Alternate Fandom

Some of us have peeked over the fence into another fandom.  These fanfics were nominated by members as their favourite fanfics not in the SVM or True Blood Fandom. (There will not be any public voting on these fics, but do recommend as an addition to your reading list.)

“And All The Mornings Ever After”

Fandom: Castle

by Liv Wilder

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8118397/1/And-All-The-Mornings-Ever-After

“For Ruby”

Fandom: Discworld

by Sanorace

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8456849/1/For-Ruby

“Death of the Count”

Fandom: Dracula

by Danderousdame

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8851865/1/Death-of-the-Count

“Fifty Shades Unwritten”

Fandom: Fifty Shades of Grey

by SteffieDawn

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8354816/1/

“Crayons For The Associate, Sir?”

Fandom:Suits

by Phoenix on cloud nine

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7353206/1/Crayons-For-The-Associate-Sir

“The Story of Us”

Fandom: The Vampire Diaries

by Beautiful1Disaster

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7149118/1/

“The Selkie Wife”

Fandom: Twilight

by Lissa Bryan

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7598322/1/The-Selkie-Wife

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stillhidden: iwatchthebees: stillhidden: iwatchthebees: stillhidden: Look, Chandler, look!  This is where you are going, if I hear you injured yourself again, you hear?!! Plastic. Ball. Of. Protection!  But.. But… I can’t argue with you, this is exactly what I need (it looks fun anyway) :) Good! Perhaps we can keep you injury-free and entertained for a while! :) Oh, I don’t know about “injury-free”. I’m sure I’ll find SOME way get hurt even with this. For instance, I’ve always wanted to take one of these on top of a really big hill… I was all ready with a joke, but then I remembered reading an article about 2 Russian guys who died that way. Because this is a thing: Giant plastic ball-rolling-off-snowy-hills. A thing. Humans. They will find a way. To lighten up the mood after this bit of a downer, I will let you take this up a really big hill if you let me wrap you up first in about 60 feet of cushion layers. And suspend this be-cushioned Chandler ball inside the plastic ball, so you don’t touch the sides. Then you can roll! :)
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stillhidden: iwatchthebees: stillhidden: iwatchthebees: stillhidden: Look, Chandler, look!  This is where you are going, if I hear you injured yourself again, you hear?!! Plastic. Ball. Of. Protection!  But.. But… I can’t argue with you, this is exactly what I need (it looks fun anyway) :) Good! Perhaps we can keep you injury-free and entertained for a while! :) Oh, I don’t know about “injury-free”. I’m sure I’ll find SOME way get hurt even with this. For instance, I’ve always wanted to take one of these on top of a really big hill… I was all ready with a joke, but then I remembered reading an article about 2 Russian guys who died that way. Because this is a thing: Giant plastic ball-rolling-off-snowy-hills. A thing. Humans. They will find a way. To lighten up the mood after this bit of a downer, I will let you take this up a really big hill if you let me wrap you up first in about 60 feet of cushion layers. And suspend this be-cushioned Chandler ball inside the plastic ball, so you don’t touch the sides. Then you can roll! :)
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iwatchthebees:

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iwatchthebees:

stillhidden:

Look, Chandler, look! 

This is where you are going, if I hear you injured yourself again, you hear?!! Plastic. Ball. Of. Protection! 

But.. But… I can’t argue with you, this is exactly what I need (it looks fun anyway) :)

Good! Perhaps we can keep you injury-free and entertained for a while! :)

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Oh, I don’t know about “injury-free”. I’m sure I’ll find SOME way get hurt even with this. For instance, I’ve always wanted to take one of these on top of a really big hill…

I was all ready with a joke, but then I remembered reading an article about 2 Russian guys who died that way. Because this is a thing: Giant plastic ball-rolling-off-snowy-hills. A thing. Humans. They will find a way.

To lighten up the mood after this bit of a downer, I will let you take this up a really big hill if you let me wrap you up first in about 60 feet of cushion layers. And suspend this be-cushioned Chandler ball inside the plastic ball, so you don’t touch the sides. Then you can roll! :)

(Source: alaric-saltzman)

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Death Note “He was as a big as a bus and was wearing leather pants which dint hide his super big man thingy which was the size of a bus and twice as wide. His hair was every color of the rainbow but only in dark black like oil or something. His seventy-nine eyes all burned a diffrent shed of red except one which was gold because it contained the tiny good part of his sole.” Or something!
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wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Death Note

“He was as a big as a bus and was wearing leather pants which dint hide his super big man thingy which was the size of a bus and twice as wide. His hair was every color of the rainbow but only in dark black like oil or something. His seventy-nine eyes all burned a diffrent shed of red except one which was gold because it contained the tiny good part of his sole.”

Or something!

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